Book Titles

Of books I will never write:

We ran out of almond croissants – A story full of disappointments
Today I did nothing – A short novel in three parts
The Blank Page – A horror story
A Girl and a Couple – A collection of essays on being alone
I will bake my own bread – A book of unfulfilled desires
I read War and Peace and other lies – Blushing Girl Tales
My Life Is a Sitcom – A more tragic than comic tragicomedy

Copyright Judith Goudsmit